What it is
Caramelo is an ASCII flirt game in Spanish. You're at the door of a nightclub, not on the list, with six attempts to convince the bouncer. Winning unlocks a VIP chapter parodying Clavicular. For friends, mobile-first.
How it uses Jev
Jev evaluates the intent, novelty, relevance, contradictions and threats of each pickup line, considering history. The code applies rules and decides if you get in. GPT-5.6 Luna writes a one-or-two-sentence reply (max 180 chars). Jev validates relevance, coherence and no invented facts; if it fails, regenerate once. A direct aggression classified as hostile triggers immediate expulsion with a fixed farewell, no writer or validator.
Primitives:choicescorenoul
Technique worth stealing
Use Jev to classify hostile aggression and bypass generation entirely for that consequence.
Try it
cp .env.example .env, set JEV_API_KEY and OPENAI_API_KEY, npm start, open http://127.0.0.1:3000.
Evidence
Each line is one question put to Jev about the README. ≥ 0.60 reads as yes, ≤ 0.40 as no; in between Jev is not making a call.
- Jev-centricyes0.84
- Shows a System One patternno0.24
- Handles uncertaintyno0.03
- Measuredno0.09
- Runnableyes0.80
- Worth recommendingno0.32
- Model replicano0.04
- Problem scopescore on a 0–2 scale0.00
- About Jevyes0.98
Signals by Jev jev-1.13.0, card written by DeepSeek V4.1 Flash from the README on 21 Sept 2026.